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Monday, September 27, 2010

A Memo to Creepy Old Men


This is a public service announcement

What not to do if your a male over 65:

Men, if you are old and wrinkly, please understand that no matter how much money you have, most 20 yrs will not want to sleep with you.

If you are at your daughter's wedding, and your wife is there, don't dance with young women go dance with your wife.

Don't attempt to dance with strangers, or your daughter's friends- it's creepy.

Going around declaring in a question that you shouldn't cheat on your wife is unacceptable.

Confessing that you wish you were had not been born a rich white male will not score you extra points...you are creepy and old- that's all.

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